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23 words with a different meaning in Florida


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23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

1. Winter

Winter

What it usually means: The coldest season of the year.

What it means in Florida: It’s slightly less hot.

2. Coffee

Coffee

What it usually means: A caffeinated drink you consume when you’re tired.

What it means in Florida: A Cuban shot of perfection that is the most blissful morning pick-me-up you could ever ask for.

3. Mountains

Mountains
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What it usually means: A range of breathtaking scenery.

What it means in Florida: Landfills.

4. Humidity

Humidity

What it usually means: Hot and sticky.

What it means in Florida: An omnipresence that hits you like a brick wall when you step outside at 7 a.m.

5. Summer

23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

What it usually means: An enjoyable time for beach trips, frozen yogurt and fun in the sun.

What it means in Florida: A LITERAL HELLSCAPE.

6. Sub

Sub

What it usually means: A sandwich.

What it means in Florida: A heavenly bundle of joy God spreads to the world through Publixes.

7. Hurricanes

Hurricanes

What it usually means: A tropical cyclone that can cause serious damage.

What it means in Florida: Anything below a Category 3 is an excuse to drink excessively and party indoors.

8. Flip flops

Flip flops
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What it usually means: Shoes you wear in the summer, usually to the beach.

What it means in Florida: Shoes you wear to school, to clubs, and to every other event or hangout.

9. Cockroach

23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

What it usually means: A terrifying creature you sometimes find in your house.

What it means in Florida: OMG THAT’S NOT A COCKROACH IT’S A PALMETTO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

10. Steering wheel

Steering wheel
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What it usually means: That piece that allows you to control a car.

What it means in Florida: A burning wheel of death that’s been sitting in the parking lot for an hour.

11. Rain

Rain

What it usually means: A day or two of gray skies and precipitation.

What it means in Florida: Your friendly torrential downpour at 3 p.m. every day.

12. Staycation

23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

What it usually means: Taking off work to hang out at home.

What it means in Florida: DISNEY WORLD.

13. 65 degrees

65 degrees

What it usually means: Great day for a light jacket.

What it means in Florida: Where are my UGG boots?

14. Parallel parking

23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

What it usually means: Carefully maneuvering your car into a street parking space.

What it means in Florida: LOL, this is a thing that exists?

15. Snow

Snow
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What it usually means: White stuff that falls from the sky in winter.

What it means in Florida: That small pile of ice in the freezer.

16. Ducks:

Ducks:

What it usually means: A bird often found in ponds or lakes.

What it means in Florida: “Wait for the ducks to walk across before you back up the car.”

17. Keys

Keys

What it usually means: What you use to unlock doors.

What it means in Florida: Gorgeous islands.

18. Tan

23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Florida

What it usually means: When your skin turns a darker color from being out in the sun all day.

What it means in Florida: A base level of color you consistently sport just from walking from your car to your office.

19. Pools

Pools

What it usually means: A fun activity to do in the summer.

What it means in Florida: Something to do when you get home from school.

20. Interstate

Interstate

What it usually means: An interstate.

What it means in Florida: HIGHWAY TO HELL.

21. Wildlife

Wildlife

What it usually means: Deer.

What it means in Florida: Gators.

22. Miami

Miami

What it usually means: A fun place to vacation.

What it means in Florida: Its own separate country.

23. Florida

Florida

What it means to everyone else in the country: A crazy place full of weirdos. (Not totally true!)

What it means to you: Your gorgeous home sweet home.

 

15 Small changes for weight loss


If your goal is to lose weight and exercise more, forget the deprivation diet and marathon workouts. Research shows that taking baby steps—not giant leaps—is the best way to get lasting results.

A study published in the Annals of Behavioral Medicine found that participants who made one small, potentially permanent change in their food choices and/or physical activity each week (such as drinking one fewer can of soda or walking 5 more minutes each day) lost more than twice as much belly fat, 2½ more inches off their waistlines, and about 4 times more weight during a 4-month program, compared with those who followed traditional calorie-restriction and physical-activity guidelines.

 

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The 10,000 calorie burger within a burger!


A massive burger within a burger, which was originally created in a hit cartoon show, is now available in real life.

The ‘Ulti-Meatum’, which contains 10,000 calories, was cooked up by Corinne Clarkson after she saw an episode of The Regular Show on Cartoon Network.

Just like the sandwich in the animation, Mrs Clarkson’s burger is quite a mouthful and includes a burger inside another one.

 

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